Monday, November 28, 2011

For Love of the Game


The recent scandal at Penn State has got me thinking.

About our “Love of the Game.” And the unfortunate number of sports figures who've allowed their love of the game to be surpassed by a love for something else.

In the case of former Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky, he let his love of something quite else stand in the way of his love of the game.  And we have watched as it has robbed him of the greatest gift he could have given to an entire generation of fans: a pure, unadulterated contest on the field.

Looking back over the past decade, you needn't look far to witness this flaw toppling great men -- and entire sporting empires.

Golf legend Tiger Woods let his love of women surpass his love of the game. He lost everything as a result. His wife, his children, his career. He hasn’t played as well since.

In the case of track-and-field star Marion Jones, she let her love of winning supercede her love of the game. After testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs, she paid the ultimate price by having to give back her Olympic medal.

It happens just as often in the game of life. You see it in the person who allows their love of alcohol to rob them of their God-given relationships. An overeater who allows their love of food rob them of the life they wish they had. A politician who lets their love of power outweigh their love for public service (the love that put them in power in the first place). Let the downfalls begin.

The bottomline is this:  When we let our game on the field become surpassed by a love of something off the field, we rob our fans – and ourselves -- of the very innocence that makes sports so great. True grit. Sweat. Tears. Hard work. Struggle. All of the things that make us human and allow us to connect with other human beings on an authentic level.

When you’re focused on your game, you’ll let nothing deter you. Not even the greatest temptation. Sure, it takes great skill.  But then again, isn’t that what true athletes are made of?

Love the game. Keep it pure.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Where Does All the Fat Go?


We’ve all heard the phrases “fat-burning,” or “burning calories.”

A good workout will do both.

The other night I had the privilege of visiting the newly-renovated State Capitol 24 Hour Fitness in downtown Sacramento, and I was struck by how many people were working out in this spacious new facility. At least a hundred people. Huffing and puffing. Pounding the treadmills. Working the stairmasters.

Maybe I’m weird, but – as I looked out among the crowd from my perch atop the goliath stair-stepping machine – I could almost picture tiny thought bubbles above each of their heads: “320 calories burned” and so forth.

As I thought about it further, a curious yet disgusting question entered my mind: Where does all the fat go?

It has to go somewhere, right? So I wondered, does it propel into the atmosphere around us, in some vapor-like force? Or does it melt inside of our bodies like some sort of liquid, alien-like plasma? Both theories thoroughly disgusted me.

So, I did a little research. And I thought I’d pass on the answer to you, in case your brain is as curious and peculiar as mine.

According to the Mayo Clinic's registered dietician Katherine Zeratasky, body fat breaks down in a series of complex metabolic processes.  When you “burn” fat, resulting waste products of that metabolic fire get expelled through sweat, urine, and carbon dioxide that gets exhaled from your lungs.

So, I was half right. The fat does enter the atmosphere around us at the gym. Your lungs serve as a “chimney” of sorts that expel the fat by-product into the air. And the internal metabolic “burn” is exactly that: a process that occurs inside, among the body’s 10 to 30 billion fat cells. Physical activity stirs up friction like two sticks rubbing together to create a fire, and the result is your fat literally getting burned into oblivion.

This all gives new meaning to the phrase “Let’s get fired up!”  Here's to your next inferno.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

'Twas the Week after the Marine Corps Marathon...


‘Twas the week after the Marine Corps Marathon
And all through the house
Not a Runner was stirring
I was sore like a louse

My feet needed a warm kerchief
My poor head, a cap
No, I think I changed my mind:
All I want is a nap!

My feet needed to be nestled
All snug in my bed
But psychotically, visions of the next Marathon
Danced in my head.

When out on the race trail
There arose such a clatter
I tried to spring from my bed
But my bones, they all chattered

So away to the window I hobbled, toes smashed
I threw open the window, threw up the sash

Then what to my sleep-deprived eyes did appear...
A vision of race day my self had once feared.

New crestfallen runners
As if fallen like snow
Had tripped on Gu packets
On the unforgiving course below.

Then, Sleigh-like objects
So shiny and clear.
The rear pace car
And stragglers bus coming near!

Some handsome Marines
Offered a tempting ride
“It’s so nice and cozy,” they said
“Step in, take a ride!”

They looked oh-so-nice
And the bus looked the same
But then they whistled and shouted
And called us by name

On dasher! On dancer!
On prancer and Loser
Come on, speed it up
You regret being out last night – don’t you, you Boozer!

I waved them around
Said no thanks, I shall pass
I may be late in this race
But at least I’m not last!

And laying a finger aside my frozen nose
I waved them around
And up the final hill I rose

To the top of the Iwo Jima
I’ve already conquered the National Mall
Let’s dash away, dash away, dash away, all!

It was then I awoke
Suspected it was all but a dream
‘Til I turned over, and from the medal
Caught that sparkling gleam!

The lesson I’ve learned,
26 miles is no fright.
Happy Marathoning to all,
And to all a good night!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words...


They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Take, for example, the picture of the “Finisher's Medal” from last weekend's Marine Corps Marathon in Washington, D.C. The most stunning medal I have ever seen, this beauty certainly represents a thousand words. A thousand footsteps. And a thousand days of training (yes, Virginia – my training was, in fact, three years in the making.)

I'm not certain where this legendary quote originated – some say a writer coined the phrase in December 1921 to promote the use of photography in ads. He suggested that when it came to beautiful cable cars: "One look is worth a thousand thoughts." Some say it has roots in a Chinese proverb that, when translated, means: "A picture is worth ten thousand words." Other historians say it was French general Napoleon Bonaparte who uttered the phrase: "A good sketch is better than a long speech."  (If only politicians today would heed the suggestion!)

Whatever the case – and whomever the author – it is a statement as true as a Marathon is long.

For me, this picture is worth not only a thousand words. It's worth a thousand thoughts. A thousand hopes. And at one time, it probably represented a thousand fears.

Now, it represents a thousand tiny accomplishments. And a thousand more possibilities that are still to come. And that makes me smile... yes, you guessed it... a thousand times over.